Sun, May 20, 2012
6:59 PM EDT		 Memorable Quote:
"And virtue, though in rags, will keep me warm." --John Dryden

Operation Beat Down

If a street fight broke out between each of the following, who would win?
FINAL RESULTS
Jet Li vs. Jackie Chan:
Jet Li, definitely!58%
Jackie Chan, no doubt about it!42%
Steven Seagal vs. Jean Claude Van Damme:
Seagal, of course.69%
Van Damme all the way.31%
Laila Ali vs. Joanie "Chyna" Laurer:
Ali, Ali, Ali!78%
Chyna, you go girl!22%
Once again, my mama vs. someone else's mama:
My mama, OK!95%
The other mama, unfortunately.5%


Jobs, Jobs, Jobs

What's Up With It?!

Do you like your job?
Yeah, it's cool.41%
No, it could be better or "What Job?!"59%
 
How many times a day have you wanted to drop kick your boss?
At least once.33%
OMG. All day long, without a lunch break!67%
 
Is Human Resources a joke or helpful?
An absolute joke, with laff tracks to match!91%
They're helpful for me.9%
 
What should your company do about slackers?
Lock 'em all in the bathroom, survivor style.76%
Wait, I'm a slacker...lemme think about that.24%


Relationships Poll

"The Confessional"

Have you ever cheated?
Yes, I have 44%
No, I have not 56%
Have you ever covered for someone who's cheating on someone?
Yes, I have 40%
No, I have not 60%
Can you continue a relationship with someone after you've caught them cheating?
Yes, I can. 24%
Nope, never. It's over. 76%
Who cheats the most?
Men 70%
Women 30%